Okay, I typically don't ask for much. I think I'm relatively a low maintenance chick, even though I'm positive there is someone in my life that would beg to differ. What the hell do they know anyway? So what I'm getting at is that I rarely ask for over the top presents. In fact, I don't even require my husband to get me anything for my birthday. I'm totally fine with a birthday card and it doesn't even have to be of the Hallmark variety! All I ask is that he remembers it. Period. If he WANTS to get a present, by all means go on with it, but I'm not going to expect it or get pissy when I don't get anything. I'm not that girl. I'll just go out and buy what I want on my own anyway...
So I think that I'm a rare breed of woman not expecting gifts for my birthday, and to be honest I don't usually ask for much for Christmas either. Except for THIS year... I'm over doing for others and making sure that they are happy and are getting what THEY want for Christmas. That shit is overrated.This year it's about ME dammit! I don't think I'm going overboard on my Christmas wish list at all as there are only 2 things on it. I present you now with number one...
Wait for it......
Waaaait for it....
I really want Jeffery Donovan and I want him exactly as shown in the picture. . . Carrying a gun with a big buldge in his pants. (seriously ladies, scope out his right leg... Those ain't tube socks..) He can't be that difficult to obtain. The new season of Burn Notice is about to come back on in Jan, so he's probably taking a break from that. The Changeling is old news now and I'm sure he's glad he doesn't have to hobnob with Angelina Jolie anymore. She's just a whore who also happens to have a baby factory placed squarely between her legs. I know I'm not impressed, and he surely wasn't impressed with her either. Anyway, I'd imagine his publicist or someone in his circle reads my blog. There has got to be some way to free up at least ONE night in his schedule. Come on!! Look at the strategically placed mistletoe! If that doesn't entice then I don't know what would...
and the second thing on my wish list?
Sigh...
I suppose the bling will do if Jeffery D can't be produced...
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4 comments:
Love your list! Short and sweet and to the point!
Two items on a wish list is not to over demanding. I think your husband should be able to handle it.
The jewelery can wait, i want HIM....and if you get him, you have to share. I'm just saying.
Kelly- Thanks. That's just how I roll. :)
Mama Wheaton- I totally agree with you. Thanks for stopping by.
Average- I'll share him assuming you don't mind my sloppy seconds.. or 293rds.. ;)
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