will be coming back on.
For those living under a rock, this is the show in which my main man, Jeffrey Donovan plays the super sexy spy that has been fired or "burned". Thus the catchy title of the show. How about a visual reminder?
Bow chicka wow wowww..
Anyway, I've been absent the past few days in preparation for Thursday's big event. Well, mainly I've been dusting off "cranky". What is cranky?
Does that answer your question? Rabbit schmabbit. Who needs the latest in vibrator gadgetry when you can just use the old tried and true handed down from generation to generation steam powered dildo? He's a real beaut, isn't he?
I do have some last minute things that I must do before tomorrow's big show. I need to go stop by Home Depot for some WD40. I need to go by work and get a tetanus shot, and then I need to make sure I'm fully stocked on KY because cranky can chafe a little if you're not careful. At least that's what my great great great grandmother used to say.