will be coming back on.
For those living under a rock, this is the show in which my main man, Jeffrey Donovan plays the super sexy spy that has been fired or "burned". Thus the catchy title of the show. How about a visual reminder?
Bow chicka wow wowww..
Now it's possible that I may have a small crush on this man based on one or two or several posts that I've submitted where he was the main topic, but really, who gives a shit. A girl can dream.
Anyway, I've been absent the past few days in preparation for Thursday's big event. Well, mainly I've been dusting off "cranky". What is cranky?
Does that answer your question? Rabbit schmabbit. Who needs the latest in vibrator gadgetry when you can just use the old tried and true handed down from generation to generation steam powered dildo? He's a real beaut, isn't he?
I do have some last minute things that I must do before tomorrow's big show. I need to go stop by Home Depot for some WD40. I need to go by work and get a tetanus shot, and then I need to make sure I'm fully stocked on KY because cranky can chafe a little if you're not careful. At least that's what my great great great grandmother used to say.
22 comments:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, And where is your hubby during all of this exciting action???
In the bed watching the show with me, of course. His one downfall is that he's not steam powered. It's a shame really. ;)
LMAO! Where did you find that picture. I am still laughing over this post. I will have to send a friend blogger over to see this she will just LOVE it.
Ken- Google images is my friend. ;)
And Phyllis Schlafly is somehow involved in the creation of this fine machine? I had no idea she was alive in 1891.
An erection 26 feet long? You are a demanding woman.
Cheers
OMG. This is a classic. Candace, you are just a fountain of wit and wonder. Snort.
Oh, I read that title on my blog and thought: "She must be having a warm-up match for my party." LOL.
I keep looking for one that is gasoline powered, you know, you have to pull the cord to get her started like a lawnmower??? Just kidding.
BTW - I tagged you today in a meme. I would love for you to participate.
I'm a bit scared by cranky.
But I'll forgive you if you'll share Jeffrey Donovan with me. Deal?
I knew I couldn't be the only one excited about tonight! I love the Donovan. I am, however a little intimidated by cranky.
I just know when hubby makes a move tonight -i'm gonna bust up laughing...guess I'd better sahre the photo first (but then he'll never stop talking about it)
I must live under a rock. I have no idea who your chicka wow wow guy or the show he is on but me is liking the dildo.
Hey! Where did my first comment go? Did you get it??
Anyway, it went along the lines of this. Jeffrey Donovan = YUM! I'm so with you on this one, he's perfection.
David- 26 ft long erection is demanding these days? Sheesh!
Sophia- Thanks. However my mother would disagree with you. I got a call from her this morning after she read this post. :)
Chris- Wouldn't that include mud?
Average- trust me, I looked for an electric dildo with a hand crank start up picture for over an hour and couldn't find anything. I was wanting to warn my fellow Dallas/ Ft worth residents that it's very possible that there will be a wide range power outage at some point Thursday evening. Alas the Victorian era steam powered dildo was all that I could muster up. Go figure.
Brandy- You can have him once I'm finished. Fair warning... His penis will be filed down to a nub. Enjoy that. ;)
Sticky- I'm glad I'm not the only fan of Burn Notice. Enjoy yourself tonight!
Tallulah- It's a pretty good show. you should check it out. It comes on A&E.
Heather- I never got another comment from you. Just this one. So am I to assume that you will be watching the show tonight???
Oh, I'll be watching and DVR'ing, so I can watch it again and again and again...
Yes, mud too. Maybe even cake batter or chocolate syrup.
Look for an invitation sometime in March. Feel free to bring a friend too.
At first I thought you were referring to your husband as Cranky. Hilarious!
bom chica wah wah... i know i am gonna tune in
Heather- So what did ya think? I've never wanted to be blueberry yogurt more in my LIFE!
Chris- You had me at cake batter.
Beth- Oh Gawd NO! ;)
Siren- Hope you have backup batteries..
Steam powered, so that's what I've been doing wrong all these years!
Sassy Pants- Yes ma'am. You've now been schooled. ;)
I love him... errr.. the show. I agree with wanting to be blueberry yogurt, Oh My GAWD!!
okay so yeah its super cool. but beats the rabbit hell now!
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