But first, I do want to say thank you to all of my non-mathematically challenged readers that gave me all of the tipping advice. I took it all in and weighed it very carefully. However, I decided to take a different route all together.
I now present you with the solution to all of life's problems.....
That's right. I did it. I became one of them. I've done crossed over to the dark side, people. Out with the Blackberry, and in with the iphone. I do realize that I essentially paid a couple c notes for a free tipping app, but I'll be damned if I'm ever caught off guard again! Besides that, do you all realize what this thing can do? How many apps that I've been living without?? How much porn this thing can hold?!!?
Fuck, I may not have another entry for weeks! You can always dive into the archives if you need to. I'll be around eventually.
Me love you long time,
Candice
Posts
20 comments:
porkstar- I was kidding about the hiatus. I wanted to give the impression that I would be closed up somewhere viewing porn on my iPhone. Now nobody will believe me. ;(
Errr...yes, I was totaly fooled. I mean, that's the only reason a girl gets an iPhone these days, right? Porn.
And the guys all buy it for the tip assistance....
Karen- No I'm really into porn these days. Amputee porn to be exact. It's amazing the things you can do with no legs. ;)
Hey there. I have a new site of my creative musings at http://bohemiafantasy.blogspot.com/. Come follow and comment! I'd love to hear from you!
I have an EnV 3 and it has a tip calculator. Did you have to switch providers to get your Iphone?
I see you took the easy way out. Albeit pricey. No calculating involved.
I often get get comments on my posts from people typing from their phone. Blogging on the go.
I dont have the iphone but I do have the 3g shit touch phone from Samsung Eternity. I effin love the phone so much in fact, that I can spend hours playing with it..now, if I could just play with my husband that long maybe he would buy me the iphone LOL
I just stumbled upon your blog, only to read you may not be on for a while.
You and your blog rock ! You're so hilarious ! I wish I could hang out with you and learn a few things.
So I am now officially the last person on Earth who doesn't have either a Blackberry or an iPhone. Well, the last person younger than my mother anyway. ;-)
Jay - Not the last person. I'm still struggling along valiantly with a Motorola Raz'r, and intend to continue to do so for a while. For as little as I use a cellphone, signing up for a Jesus phone would mean my calls cost at least $15/ea. There's nobody I'd pay that kind of money to talk to.
The I-Phone is first on my to-buy list when I move back to civilization. Those things do everything from ordering your lunch to giving you oral pleasure! Shit, we won’t see you for months! Have fun!
Shigune- I'll be right over.
parkerlynne- Hmm, I'll have to try that out. It would take 9 years for me to type out my typical blog post on this, or any phone for that matter. I can be long winded at times. ;)
Denise- No switching at all. I'm with AT&T.
Beth- No need to convince the husband. Just go get one. :)
Matty- Taking the easy way out should be my motto.
Cagey- My thoughts exactly!
Stacy- Nobody needs an iphone THAT bad. ;)
Senorita- No worries. I'm not going anywhere. I was only joking. I'm glad you stopped by.
Jay- You're probably pretty close.
Knucklehead- Hell no. I didn't figure you all would take me seriously!
Scott- I don't know about all of that. ;)
You really need to tex msg Sam over at Massy Cadillac Dallas. Let him know you ordered a Escalade from your new Iphone.
Come on, take a bloggie hiatus so that I don't miss out on anything while I am gone.
That phone would have me so confused. I was actually thinking about going back to a flip phone from my blackberry! :)
weak sauce... blackberry has a tip calc AND porn...
Welcome to the dark side, sister. We have cookies.
Think I am getting one of those bad boys from my compnay next year. Be interested to see how you fare.
At least half of the apps are a total waste of time (like the Star Wars light sabre), but that is why they are so much fun.
Good luck...and why did you have to use the phrase me love you long time? I will have the me so horny scene in my head for a week now!
Somewhere in time- Ha! That's a great idea!
Danielle- The iphone is way more user friendly for technological tards like myself. Moreso than the blackberry every thought about being.
Carlos- Sweet. I'll let Taylor know since I'm giving my blackberry to her. ;)
Foxy- Ain't that the truth.
Lee- That works for me!
Rachel- What about ice cream?
Fat Daddy- So far so good with the phone.
P.S. - What will we get for ten dollars?
Every-ting you want.
Everything?
Every-ting.
;)
Welcome to the Dark side. I can tell you that I love my Iphone more than most people.
The phone is also more useful than most people.
Another Suburban Mom- I'd agree with that!
Post a Comment