I'm not making this up. I promise.
Some extremely (bored) creative man in Minnesota not only thought it would be a good idea to make a portable recliner with parts out of his old lawnmower motor, but he actually had the nads to drive the thing out in public while intoxicated. Oh, and get this, he was arrested for DWI after he ran his white trash lazy-boy-mobile into a parked vehicle. I love it!
Seriously, who does that? I honestly want to know the thought process that went into making such a mode of transportation?
I can only imagine...
"Yew know what Ima gonna do? Ima turn that old lawn mower motor over yander into an EN-GIN for this here lazy-boy. Then I'm drive this thang to Bills beer shack and pick up all the fly ladies, cause ever-body knows I'm the sheeit when I roll up in this bad boy. So what if I only got 2 teeth? It don't matter no more, cause I can get hella booty in this here motorized re-cliner."
I'm not sure if it's possible for me to get intoxicated enough to be caught dead riding in a portable recliner. Although, it does have a cup holder and a stereo, so that's somewhat enticing. Perhaps if it was rolling on dubs, I'd think about riding along. Maybe...
So tell me, what idiotic move has landed you in jail, or at the very least, should have?
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