Thursday, January 28, 2010

Please.... Help.... Me

Dear readers,

There is something you must know.

I've flown away on a jet plane for a mini vacay (all male packages were thoroughly checked and re-checked for bombage in the airport, FYI), and all I've ended up with is a concussion because some tool bag managed to hit me in the head with the overhead bin, and a massive addiction to a little something that I like to call guitar hero.

Seriously, I haven't eaten or urinated in 4 days. On the bright side, I'm so good that I can kick your ass.

Actually, from here on out you can refer to me as Candice Hendrix if you'd like.

Gotta go. Withdrawals are setting in.

Free Bird, you will be MINE!

28 comments:

Homemaker Man said...

I know that lady. That is one bad mamajama. First you're strumming a little rage against the Machine, then WHAM thumb strain.

Mama Wheaton said...

How come you don't do the singing part?

Tami G said...

yes - I'm gonna have to break down and try this guitar stuff.
I play rock band cause I like to bang on the drums!!! ha ha
but I have to say - that guitar gets more and more tempting every day..

i'm scared........

Mike said...

Have you planned this trip around the contest? I've watched that counter day and night during all 4 rounds. It's better than the supper bowl! .... Well maybe not better than food but it's still very good.

Scott Oglesby said...

I thought you had to pretty much streamline Red Bull to play Guitar Hero. So how can you not be urinating? You gotta get that checked out girl.

I’ll give you the advice I’d give about any addiction; just roll with it and it will eventually play itself out. Ha, a pun. Hope you are having fun!!

Chelsi said...

I don't get the Guitar Hero thing. I tried it. Not my bag of chips.

But, play on sista!

Doc said...

Haven't peed in 4 days - You may wanna see tha Doc about that....

Glad you are enjoying the trip.

Secretia said...

Have a good time, pee your heart out!

Eva Gallant said...

I'd be worried about that pee thing; the guitar thing, not so much.

Carlos said...

dude you totally have to post a video of that shit

Danielle said...

May the forces be with you Jimmy!

Danielle said...

May the forces be with you Jimmy!

tallulah said...

You are just asking for a UTI girl....but hey, not eating for 4 days will just make you a skinny mini - so ROCK ON!

Shanni ♥ said...

I like to play rock band because, quite frankly, I am the ISH on the drums!! =)

Jaime said...

you should have beaten that guy over the head with the rock band guitar. give him his own concussion!

Brent said...

My wife, the jukebox hero...

Note to self: Find Guitar Hero before her plane lands...

Senorita said...

I've never played Guitar Hero. I have enough addictions like cake or the internet.

linlah said...

I read that as you got hit with a tool bag which only confuses the Candice Hendrix reference.

Salt said...

I love Guitar Hero, but I'm too uncoordinated to do the guitar part so I always play the bass. I'm pretty accomplished at it. OMG let's start a band!!!!

Debbie(singlemom;complicatedworld) said...

ha ha! I have watched many friends go down the path you just traveled...most of them come back! NOT all:)! enjoy!

handstowar said...

It's better than being addicted to propane

Ken said...

Oh crap, Brent your in for it now. Next she will be wanting to go on tour, and have all kinds of groupies that want her time....On another thought that would be like how it is now, but she would be gone most of the time making money!........

otin said...

A blond with a concussion! How would we notice? hahahaha!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

LOVE Guitar Hero - but I'm better at Rock Band (my opinion Guitar Hero is way harder so you are a guru!)

Enjoy your vacay and take care of that skull - we don't want all the funnies to escape - I need to read your blog!

Mike said...

Hey where are you? It's time to come back. You could have taken a laptop with you. After all, Brent got to take HIS laptop. :)

Brent said...

This was a "hang out with the girls" trip - me and my laptop never left the house.

Unfortunately, I was out of duct tape and Nyquil, so someone actually had to watch the kids.

Mike said...

Brent - Actually the laptop I was talking about left on a trip with her girlfriends. Bummer. You know you could have just put the oldest kid in charge and hung out at the bar all day. I hear on the news about people that do that all the time.

Also go to my post #1050 and print out the second picture. Give it to big C. She'll get a kick out of it. No really!

foxy said...

I am a RockBand girl, myself, so i understand your addiction. Rock on, sista!