Dear readers,
There is something you must know.
I've flown away on a jet plane for a mini vacay (all male packages were thoroughly checked and re-checked for bombage in the airport, FYI), and all I've ended up with is a concussion because some tool bag managed to hit me in the head with the overhead bin, and a massive addiction to a little something that I like to call guitar hero.
Seriously, I haven't eaten or urinated in 4 days. On the bright side, I'm so good that I can kick your ass.
Actually, from here on out you can refer to me as Candice Hendrix if you'd like.
Gotta go. Withdrawals are setting in.
Free Bird, you will be MINE!
What? No, I’m Totally Not Killing Them
1 day ago
28 comments:
I know that lady. That is one bad mamajama. First you're strumming a little rage against the Machine, then WHAM thumb strain.
How come you don't do the singing part?
yes - I'm gonna have to break down and try this guitar stuff.
I play rock band cause I like to bang on the drums!!! ha ha
but I have to say - that guitar gets more and more tempting every day..
i'm scared........
Have you planned this trip around the contest? I've watched that counter day and night during all 4 rounds. It's better than the supper bowl! .... Well maybe not better than food but it's still very good.
I thought you had to pretty much streamline Red Bull to play Guitar Hero. So how can you not be urinating? You gotta get that checked out girl.
I’ll give you the advice I’d give about any addiction; just roll with it and it will eventually play itself out. Ha, a pun. Hope you are having fun!!
I don't get the Guitar Hero thing. I tried it. Not my bag of chips.
But, play on sista!
Haven't peed in 4 days - You may wanna see tha Doc about that....
Glad you are enjoying the trip.
Have a good time, pee your heart out!
I'd be worried about that pee thing; the guitar thing, not so much.
dude you totally have to post a video of that shit
May the forces be with you Jimmy!
May the forces be with you Jimmy!
You are just asking for a UTI girl....but hey, not eating for 4 days will just make you a skinny mini - so ROCK ON!
I like to play rock band because, quite frankly, I am the ISH on the drums!! =)
you should have beaten that guy over the head with the rock band guitar. give him his own concussion!
My wife, the jukebox hero...
Note to self: Find Guitar Hero before her plane lands...
I've never played Guitar Hero. I have enough addictions like cake or the internet.
I read that as you got hit with a tool bag which only confuses the Candice Hendrix reference.
I love Guitar Hero, but I'm too uncoordinated to do the guitar part so I always play the bass. I'm pretty accomplished at it. OMG let's start a band!!!!
ha ha! I have watched many friends go down the path you just traveled...most of them come back! NOT all:)! enjoy!
It's better than being addicted to propane
Oh crap, Brent your in for it now. Next she will be wanting to go on tour, and have all kinds of groupies that want her time....On another thought that would be like how it is now, but she would be gone most of the time making money!........
A blond with a concussion! How would we notice? hahahaha!
LOVE Guitar Hero - but I'm better at Rock Band (my opinion Guitar Hero is way harder so you are a guru!)
Enjoy your vacay and take care of that skull - we don't want all the funnies to escape - I need to read your blog!
Hey where are you? It's time to come back. You could have taken a laptop with you. After all, Brent got to take HIS laptop. :)
This was a "hang out with the girls" trip - me and my laptop never left the house.
Unfortunately, I was out of duct tape and Nyquil, so someone actually had to watch the kids.
Brent - Actually the laptop I was talking about left on a trip with her girlfriends. Bummer. You know you could have just put the oldest kid in charge and hung out at the bar all day. I hear on the news about people that do that all the time.
Also go to my post #1050 and print out the second picture. Give it to big C. She'll get a kick out of it. No really!
I am a RockBand girl, myself, so i understand your addiction. Rock on, sista!
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