Monday, February 11, 2013

Anatomy lesson with blake

I think that it’s innate as a parent that one of the very first things we do is teach our baby/toddler the names of their adorable little facial features. I’m unsure as to why that’s really important, but we all do it for whatever reason.

That being said, It’s almost a given that if you have children, at some point you sat around repeatedly asking your small child where their nose was, as they sat on your lap with a blank stare on their face while drooling and shitting their pants simultaneously. 

I’ve been doing this since Bake was about 2 weeks old. He’s not even 2 yet, and he answers with “Pipe the fuck down! I know where my nose is!”

He’s advanced.

He also refers to his male parts as “junk”. I’m not kidding. Ever since he started trying to rip it off during diaper changes, I explained how he shouldn’t try to rip his junk off. I guess it stuck.

Anyway, Blake is always down for our daily anatomy lesson, unless I try to record it of course. Then I get a deer in the headlights look. However, there is always one particular part that he’s always willing to prove that he knows.

This is no doubt, how he will get the ladies in the future.

Crazy eyes

12 comments:

Shelley said...

Lol! So cute! Emily heard the video and waved when she heard you say byebye :)

Linda said...

Love the eyebrow move.
It worked for Tom Selleck.
Blake is adorable.


Linda

Mike said...

HEY! I was waiting for the 'where's your junk' question in the video!

mac said...

Aidan will teach him how to "massage" his juk on a fountain soon enough.

Wow, that was awkward said...

All he needs is a "How you doin'?" with the eyebrow raise and smile and no girl can resist.

FIREBIRD said...

Just precious! (And he's too pretty to be a boy!)

Misty said...

I love it! Total heart breaker for sure.

Cagey said...

I can't believe how time flies by. Seems like I just started reading this blog a little bit ago, but it's been years. Before we know it, your other little rascals are gonna be bringing home grandchildren.

drollgirl said...

well this one is going to be a handful in kindergarten!!!! lol

FIREBIRD said...

Back..... just had to see Blake wiggle his eyebrow! I have laughed all day thinking of that!

PorkStar said...

You'd be surprised to know that well in the 30s, a man often still pull his junk, not to rip it off, but to make it look bigger. It's just something pre-programmed in a man's brain to do so (I heard this or read it somewhere).

FIREBIRD said...

I keep coming back to this - my future son-in-law is just too adorable!