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"Jabba the Hut" - had me rolling!

2009-09-28T12:16:00.468-05:00

"Jabba the Hut" - had me rolling!

Cagey- Thanks. Now if I could just find a damn rul...

2009-09-27T21:27:53.571-05:00

Cagey- Thanks. Now if I could just find a damn ruler around here.

6" to 7". There's a lot of detail and some surpris...

2009-09-27T19:26:25.444-05:00

6" to 7". There's a lot of detail and some surprises on the subject at http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/penissize.htm that's probably more comforting to men than anything.

Cagey- I think you're way more useful than texting...

2009-09-27T19:15:32.415-05:00

Cagey- I think you're way more useful than texting KGB. Let's keep this going as long as you're not charging me. What's the average length of the male penis?

Jules- Amen!

Dave- Hey, speaking of Samoa, don't you agree that Samoan's actually look Hawaiian? In other words, it's totally logical to think that Samoa is in Hawaii, right?

Yeah

Candice, Just FYI Indonesia is a country in an arc...

2009-09-27T18:52:07.280-05:00

Candice,
Just FYI Indonesia is a country in an archipelago of islands between SE Asia and Australia, in essence in the South Pacific... I wonder if this lady who gave birth to the balleen whale cub may be partly Samoan...those are some big MFers, you know...nice but HUGE! Just I thought I'd do a geography lesson coupled with a rhetorical "query" about the lineage of this sea

The VERY least he could do is invent a cure for st...

2009-09-27T18:39:55.272-05:00

The VERY least he could do is invent a cure for stretchmarks when he grows up!

Octomom's total payload was 18.44 pounds, so at 19...

2009-09-27T16:22:41.105-05:00

Octomom's total payload was 18.44 pounds, so at 19 pounds this one still wins by 3 quarter pounders with cheese.

Cagey- Informative as always. :) Danielle- I was ...

2009-09-27T15:56:42.605-05:00

Cagey- Informative as always. :)

Danielle- I was wondering the same thing. Maybe the lady was one of those freaks that didn't get prenatal care or something. I can't imagine a doc being okay with carrying a baby that large, but what the hell do I know?

Knucklehead- Awww, wow! I'm honored. Thank you :)Now I have to figure out how to get a badge and what to do with

OMG, she gave birth to Godzilla.

2009-09-27T15:05:13.807-05:00

OMG, she gave birth to Godzilla.

Look on the good side- it could have been twins.

2009-09-27T12:16:57.848-05:00

Look on the good side- it could have been twins.

If Mamasan is smart, she'll start potty training a...

2009-09-27T08:14:19.948-05:00

If Mamasan is smart, she'll start potty training as soon as junor can sit up and/or convert the home to a methane heating system.

dude hope it was a csection! if not the poor husb...

2009-09-26T21:48:04.342-05:00

dude hope it was a csection! if not the poor husband is going to be SOL forever... like stirring a can of paint with a toothpick!

Oh, a second comment here, if mama's breastfeeding...

2009-09-26T21:19:52.286-05:00

Oh, a second comment here, if mama's breastfeeding that kid, she'd better have a rack and a half.

And since this post cracked me up, you've been named the "Knucklehead of the Week". Come claim your badge on my sidebar!

Holy crap! My kid was only 5lbs 11 oz and I thoug...

2009-09-26T20:06:33.338-05:00

Holy crap! My kid was only 5lbs 11 oz and I thought I was going to burst. What kind od Doc let that poor women carry that teenager around for 9 months.
Plus, aren't Asian (if that is where indonisia is) women tiny tiny?

According to this source http://www.slate.com/id/2...

2009-09-26T20:01:14.556-05:00

According to this source http://www.slate.com/id/2132990/ larger babies do grow up to be larger adults. They also tend to have slightly higher IQs, and have larger babies themselves. Some selective breeding could turn out some real behemoths with enough brains to be dangerous.

Or, they could reduce the special effects budget on sci-fi flicks that needs some authentic horror footage.

M- Hell no. I would have lived on the toilet with ...

2009-09-26T16:44:00.301-05:00

M- Hell no. I would have lived on the toilet with a constant compressed bladder.

KKnucklehead- Yes! He does resemble the SPMM.

Oh, and these days I'm sure they do make "husky" infant clothes. At least I hope so for Jabba's sake.

Great post, hilarious dialogue. Is it me, or does...

2009-09-26T16:25:20.904-05:00

Great post, hilarious dialogue.

Is it me, or does that kid look like the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man in the shot where he's on fire?

I wonder if they make baby shorts with a 38 waist.

Can you imagine that thing moving around inside of...

2009-09-26T14:52:50.630-05:00

Can you imagine that thing moving around inside of you?!?!

Beth- He definitely looks like he could have come ...

2009-09-26T13:52:34.145-05:00

Beth- He definitely looks like he could have come from a Sumo wrestler's loins.

Homemaker Man- Poor kitty kitty.

I think survival for the kid is a given. Go witho...

2009-09-26T13:40:27.864-05:00

I think survival for the kid is a given. Go without feeding him for a couple hours and the cat disappears.

Mother probably had serious gestational diabetes. And also hailed from Krypton.

I saw this on the news the other day and thought t...

2009-09-26T12:42:22.325-05:00

I saw this on the news the other day and thought that this was the baby of some sumo wrestlers. Big kid!

I feel sorry for the mother.

Scott- You think he's a single malt scotch kind of...

2009-09-26T12:27:57.417-05:00

Scott- You think he's a single malt scotch kind of baby? He looks like more of a gin and juice kid to me.

The guy on Survivor is a total dick, but he's making this season very interesting. I can't believe he found the idol!!!

God- Or sit on her.

Matt- Aidan was 9 lbs 13 oz and I felt as though I got totally robbed of having an infant, so I know what

Who are you kidding? That kid will be charging ...

2009-09-26T10:54:08.426-05:00

Who are you kidding?

That kid will be charging other kiddies at pre-school for protection and GETTING it.

If I were the little guy, I'd be afraid Jabba would want to eat me.

Since you're writing about babies, how about that woman in Alabama (I think) that is pregnant with 2 kids conceived 2 weeks apart - how freakish is that.

Jeez each of this kid's dirty diapers is going to ...

2009-09-26T09:20:34.504-05:00

Jeez each of this kid's dirty diapers is going to be an EPA violation. We'll probably hear about this kid in abouy 18 years trampling a small Japanese city.

Does his mom have the ability to walk anymore? I guess it's safe to say she won't be having sex anymore.

she birthed that through her ummmm yee haw????? sh...

2009-09-26T09:08:04.780-05:00

she birthed that through her ummmm yee haw?????
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!