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hear hear! We had teenagers come to the door, not ...

2009-11-08T13:16:25.317-06:00

hear hear! We had teenagers come to the door, not dressed in anything but their usual, and just stand there. Saying nothing. No bag. I said they should be alittle ashamed of themselves..and what IS the deal with people ringing the bell after 10 pm at a darkened houses? I couldn't part with my blow pops. Would have handed out sticks of butter first. The parents hauling the cooler? Genius. And

knucklehead- What, is that not a legit measurment?...

2009-11-03T00:16:02.091-06:00

knucklehead- What, is that not a legit measurment?

Highlight of this post? The term "metric assload"...

2009-11-03T00:01:47.002-06:00

Highlight of this post? The term "metric assload".

Funny shit.

Waltsense- What about showing some hot pointy udde...

2009-11-02T21:24:30.177-06:00

Waltsense- What about showing some hot pointy udders?

Agree - with the kids. I actually went internet l...

2009-11-02T13:29:06.540-06:00

Agree - with the kids. I actually went internet lingo on a few teens who were to old and told them FAILED or LAME before I dropped a discounted amount off.

And girls over 21, any Halloween outfit should 100% either show some cleavage or contain a very shirt skirt of some sort.

Danielle- I won't mind it so much if she acts like...

2009-11-02T10:15:07.386-06:00

Danielle- I won't mind it so much if she acts like me. I knew how to keep my legs together. Meaning, I wasn't a raging whore when I was younger, so that's a good thing.

I'll just have to put a lock on our liquor cabinet and wash her mouth out with soap on a regular basis. ;)

You daughter is such a mini you! She is adorable...

2009-11-02T10:00:36.970-06:00

You daughter is such a mini you!
She is adorable, no actually she is a beauty! Could get scary in a couple of years if she acts like you! :)

Grumpy, M.D- Nice parenting skills you have there....

2009-11-02T09:49:42.097-06:00

Grumpy, M.D- Nice parenting skills you have there. I don't think you will ever have to attend one of my POLA meetings in your area.

Yeah, the "thank you" issue really pisses me off. ...

2009-11-02T06:41:10.698-06:00

Yeah, the "thank you" issue really pisses me off. I told my kids that if they forgot to say thank you at one house they'd get a warning. And if they did it a 2nd time we were done and going home.

They were good about it.

Blueviolet- Aidan asked me today if I ate some of ...

2009-11-01T20:15:16.983-06:00

Blueviolet- Aidan asked me today if I ate some of his candy. When I asked him why, he replied with "Cause I know how you roll."

Busted!!

Jaime- They need an iphone. There is an ap for that kind of shit.

Jay- Ha!! Crazy ass. ;) We moved into our old house in Va on Halloween night. Kids were coming up tot-ing and I felt so guilty that I didn't have

Good list. Brings back memories of living in a pla...

2009-11-01T20:14:55.679-06:00

Good list. Brings back memories of living in a place where I'd see all that behavior. The last 15 years or so apartment/condo living pretty much keeps anyone from even trying to canvas for treats. Good thing, as I have little patience for that kind of shit anymore and could end up in trouble somehow.

Anybody see this shit? Kid walking down the stree...

2009-11-01T19:59:13.389-06:00

Anybody see this shit? Kid walking down the street to the houses, lazy motherfucker parent in their car following them?

Come on, I mean I am lazy but at least I schlep my ass around the block for the kids.

One year when I ran out of candy I started handing...

2009-11-01T19:24:59.632-06:00

One year when I ran out of candy I started handing out Halls. Oct/Nov is cold and flu season, so I was just trying to help out. ;-)

we had a bunch of dads walking their kids around. ...

2009-11-01T17:45:38.906-06:00

we had a bunch of dads walking their kids around. each of them tried to catch the score of the game on the tv. one guy actually tried to get an invite inside to WATCH the game.

you're out with your kids - try paying a little bit of attention to them instead of the game...

You know I feel exactly the same way! I think the...

2009-11-01T17:17:10.399-06:00

You know I feel exactly the same way!

I think the kids look great. Even the dog does!

If you raid the candy bags in the early days, they haven't had the chance to take stock of what they have yet. :)

Mike- That's true! Stacy- A towel, huh? Now that'...

2009-11-01T14:58:03.244-06:00

Mike- That's true!

Stacy- A towel, huh? Now that's some creative stuff right there.

LMAO @ Brent Girl, are you inside my brain or wha...

2009-11-01T13:53:38.335-06:00

LMAO @ Brent

Girl, are you inside my brain or what?

I saw more teenage kids this year then ever and it pissed me off. One in particular with a towel around his back screaming obnoxiously I AM A TOWEL weeeeeee. My size 9 was close to his anus only my hubby stopped me.

I hate Halloween LMAO can you tell?

Nice set up for an old joke here. You know why d...

2009-11-01T11:53:57.097-06:00

Nice set up for an old joke here.

You know why dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

Carlos- Bailey would totally disagree with you. As...

2009-11-01T11:34:47.940-06:00

Carlos- Bailey would totally disagree with you. Aside from licking his own ass, he's pretty much just like us.

dogs are not people

2009-11-01T11:30:12.106-06:00

dogs are not people

Brent- Hardy har har... Lee- I hope they got the ...

2009-11-01T11:27:05.794-06:00

Brent- Hardy har har...

Lee- I hope they got the point. I also hope they didn't return with toilet paper, eggs, and bags of poop set on fire. ;)

Leigh- That's a pretty good reason.

Another Suburban Mom- That would be perfect!

Kys- Thank you very much. :)

Secretia- They really do need to be annihilated.

Mike- Damn straight.

Based on a lot of similar observations I've seen o...

2009-11-01T10:53:13.142-06:00

Based on a lot of similar observations I've seen on other blogs, you're not alone. Looks like the kids, and parents, are the same in every neighborhood around the country.

Now, I'm off to raid the kid's goodies.

When those asshole teenagers who decided not to dr...

2009-11-01T10:51:14.319-06:00

When those asshole teenagers who decided not to dress up come knocking on my door, I call them out on that shit! They get squat unless they do a trick, a dance, a song, a cheer, SOMETHING to earn their candy. No free rides at THIS witches house! Some kid last night told me he was a Gang Banger, I SHIT YOU NOT, and I straight up told that asshole it was the worst costume EVER and that he should

cant believe you made bailey wear that. he may use...

2009-11-01T10:45:48.323-06:00

cant believe you made bailey wear that. he may use the force to bring larry back in an army of little clone spiders

It sounds like you had fun? Both of your kids look...

2009-11-01T08:52:47.668-06:00

It sounds like you had fun? Both of your kids look adorable too! I miss having trick or treaters. Here all the kids meet up in the center of town at midnight. Of course they have a bar set up for the adults; it saves them having to bring a cooler, I guess. Everybody pretty much just hangs out and drinks until about 1am. Then a little parade of people dressed and saints come marching by and throw