Comments on Life According To Candice: Kickin' it oldschool with my homie.

His girl- I've learned that hicks are everywhere. ...

2009-10-15T11:36:02.068-05:00

His girl- I've learned that hicks are everywhere. If there is a Wal-Mart, they will come.

We have those popcorn dildoes here in the city, to...

2009-10-14T18:35:14.949-05:00

We have those popcorn dildoes here in the city, too. Although, they do sell them at Wal-Mart, which is where the hicks go. When we first moved here we went to the Wal-Mart and the family in front of us was straight out the trailer, wife beater, missing teeth and bleached blonde pregnant teenager... Having moved from Kentucky to Las Vegas, I really honestly thought people like that didn't

Crazyassmomma- Garden gnome... Bwaa haaa haaa Whe...

2009-10-13T16:17:52.855-05:00

Crazyassmomma- Garden gnome... Bwaa haaa haaa

Where do you live? The more the merrier.

are you sure thats santa? cuz it looks more like ...

2009-10-13T15:23:47.233-05:00

are you sure thats santa?

cuz it looks more like my moms garden gnome escaped.

oh, seriously, i need to party with you two chics.

Tami G- Hey I appreciate you stopping by this craz...

2009-10-13T12:27:11.047-05:00

Tami G- Hey I appreciate you stopping by this crazy place. Now go post some equally crazy pictures because we want to see!

This is freaking HILARIOUS and reminds me of some ...

2009-10-13T12:07:53.276-05:00

This is freaking HILARIOUS and reminds me of some of the dumb things my girlfriends and I do for fun! ha ha
I feel the need to post some pics now too! =)
GREAT post and I love your blog!

*NEW follower!**

Homemaker man- Loved your comment. Freaking hilari...

2009-10-13T11:37:52.857-05:00

Homemaker man- Loved your comment. Freaking hilarious!

Knucklehead- I agree! Oh, and yes you can totally be Carmine.

Matty- Now I'm kind of embarrased that you were greeted with this bad boy. Too bad it wasn't the post about the time I was thrown in jail, or the post about my yearly pap smear.

See, it can always be worse!

Orah- Damn that's

Matt- No naked pillow fights, but we did go home i...

2009-10-13T11:24:53.569-05:00

Matt- No naked pillow fights, but we did go home in the wee hours of the morning and shove 2 fried burritos down our faces. That's pretty hot, right? By the way, Allsup's burritos are STILL the shit!

Shanni- You will never lose it. Neither will I. I can promise you that.

Uli- I love Cali. Just let me know!

Jack shiznit- Thanks for the award, man! I also

Nice. I'm jealous. Last time I went back to the ol...

2009-10-13T01:32:26.170-05:00

Nice. I'm jealous. Last time I went back to the old 'hood I was terrified. What few people are left are practically feral. Inner city Detroit makes some of the more hotly contested parts of Baghdad look absolutely idyllic.

You're hot. I sure have missed your tomfoolery.

2009-10-12T22:01:10.937-05:00

You're hot.

I sure have missed your tomfoolery.

Candice, there's a faucet peeking over the stall. ...

2009-10-12T20:49:41.313-05:00

Candice, there's a faucet peeking over the stall. Or is that just another part of the *dick* theme? A man of steel ... yum. hard on the teeth though. :D

The pic reminds me of a glory hole but I won't admit to knowing why. ;)

Looks like you guys had a blast. Invite the rest of us next time will ya?

k - now I feel stupid because I thought my FIRST a...

2009-10-12T19:38:07.563-05:00

k - now I feel stupid because I thought my FIRST attempt at commenting did not take, but only after I commented the second time, did I notice that it actually did post. And my message was not even delivered the same way the second time, because of my obvious memory issues. And because of this whole mess, I am forced to leave this verbose, third comment. I will stop now.

Oh Candice. You and I could HANG....with a few ch...

2009-10-12T19:00:31.555-05:00

Oh Candice. You and I could HANG....with a few changes.
First, take the damn wrapper off the dildo shaped snack food before shoving that thing in your face, much more realistic that way. Second, where were the comments about how good you were smackin' that ass in the photo just after the snuggie pics? You gals are naughty bitches. Third, where can I get me a huggie like that? AW-SOME

I think you were groping her boob for the same rea...

2009-10-12T17:24:07.114-05:00

I think you were groping her boob for the same reason you have a "pink" snuggi - It is the non-phallic obsessed part of you -
"BREAST CANCER AWARENESS". So noble of you actually.

How 'bout this. My first visit to your blog and T...

2009-10-12T16:33:31.492-05:00

How 'bout this. My first visit to your blog and THIS is what I'm greeted with! Now I need to go read more posts, or maybe this one says it all.

Homemaker Man's "soft-porn Laverne and Shirley" ge...

2009-10-12T16:15:30.310-05:00

Homemaker Man's "soft-porn Laverne and Shirley" gets the line of the month award. Brilliant!

Now, for my question, do I get to be Carmine? I'd settle for Squiggy, though.

You guys are adorable. Kind of like soft porn Lav...

2009-10-12T14:14:33.189-05:00

You guys are adorable. Kind of like soft porn Laverne and Shirley.

Magnetic Koozie! Wow, I need me one of those bad ...

2009-10-12T14:03:10.348-05:00

Magnetic Koozie! Wow, I need me one of those bad boyeez!
I have many of those "kinds" of friends close by! I am sworn to secrecy when we go out. I am just sayin. It's not so pretty.
Love the $170.00 hair girl!

i love a good girl's night out story and i'm glad ...

2009-10-12T13:28:26.007-05:00

i love a good girl's night out story and i'm glad i'm not the only one who loves to take crazy photos! serious ones are so boring, no?

you made it as a finalist in the SPEAKING FROM THE LIBRARY post from last week! come check it out!

I think I like Nakia. A lot. ;-)

2009-10-12T13:01:08.751-05:00

I think I like Nakia. A lot. ;-)

Must have magnetic koozie!!!

2009-10-12T12:46:44.127-05:00

Must have magnetic koozie!!!

I GOT 10 POINTS!

2009-10-12T12:45:06.059-05:00

I GOT 10 POINTS!

you had me at dildo shaped snack foods...

2009-10-12T12:25:01.676-05:00

you had me at dildo shaped snack foods...

Magnetic Koozies? Genius! Looks like it was old t...

2009-10-12T11:57:56.843-05:00

Magnetic Koozies? Genius! Looks like it was old times at Ridgemont High. Glad you too didn't get arrested ;-) Oh and 10 points for me cuz the boob grab was the first thing I noticed in that photo! It's a gift.

some of these pictures are disturbing... and thats...

2009-10-12T11:52:24.751-05:00

some of these pictures are disturbing... and thats why i keep looking.