Comments on Life According To Candice: It doesn't happen very often, but perhaps I was wr...

Cagey- I feel how I would IMAGINE a cow would feel...

2009-11-01T11:33:06.242-06:00

Cagey- I feel how I would IMAGINE a cow would feel on a good day. ;)

I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't thi...

2009-10-31T16:50:43.915-05:00

I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't think she felt like a cow at least half the time. Most of them, though, I don't think have ever felt a cow. It's nothing to write home about. Pretty much a non-event.

I'm sceptical of those who say they feel like shit, too, although I don't offer to test their opinions like I do for those who say they

Cagey- I feel like a cow half of the time, so I ju...

2009-10-31T16:23:15.846-05:00

Cagey- I feel like a cow half of the time, so I just went with it. ;)

Knucklehead- Ha! Nice one.

That's an udder cowtastrophe.

2009-10-30T22:35:00.955-05:00

That's an udder cowtastrophe.

Sooo... is this some back-handed sort of way to te...

2009-10-30T20:46:19.486-05:00

Sooo... is this some back-handed sort of way to tell us you're a "Furry" now? And if so, why a cow? Of all things furry and sexy, you should be a rabbit or a mink, right? Maybe a cat? Cows are kinda blocky and beefy. What Janet Reno would be if she(?) were a furry.

I gotta say, I'm confused. Even the big udders don't fix anything. You've been in women&

Queen Mama- Hopefully he'll keep that thought to h...

2009-10-30T17:40:55.178-05:00

Queen Mama- Hopefully he'll keep that thought to himself, if so. ;)

Yet again, you never fail. I absolutely LOVE the c...

2009-10-30T15:43:44.858-05:00

Yet again, you never fail. I absolutely LOVE the costume. It don't scream nasty obscenities, but I am sure there will be some man in your 'hood that says to himself, "I'd like to suck on one of those"

Ha. Have a happy halloween!

Mike- Good idea. I can do Udder stands as well. Si...

2009-10-30T14:02:11.578-05:00

Mike- Good idea. I can do Udder stands as well. Similar to keg stands, but slightly different since they will be sucking on my udders.

Mike- What does that say about adults in Va???? Hmmm

Danielle- No shit. I'm pretty sure I'd die of alcohol poisoning first.

That One Mom- Maybe we need to mooooove? (shit!)

Freaksmack- Alright, fine. I'll

I'd like to start off by saying. I really like Mik...

2009-10-30T13:49:18.958-05:00

I'd like to start off by saying. I really like Mike's idea with the beer filled utters.

In defense of Brent for yesterday, I would like to say I have been falsely accused of that very crime. Most times we are looking yes, probably 99.9% of the time, but sometimes there's something shiny that catches our eyes. No man can withstand shiny.

Amazing. Udderly amazing. You're a damn hot cow,...

2009-10-30T13:41:17.667-05:00

Amazing. Udderly amazing. You're a damn hot cow, my friend.

The best part about where we go trick or treating is that each house is passing out parent friendly beverages to keep us warm. It's beautiful!!!

You really moooved me with this one. But I agree...

2009-10-30T13:22:27.060-05:00

You really moooved me with this one.
But I agree, they can't make a beverage strong enough to sport a costume around.

Your boobs do look marvelous though.

It's utterly adorable. I love dressing up for the...

2009-10-30T13:18:05.016-05:00

It's utterly adorable. I love dressing up for the holiday. It's true some areas don't dress up as much as others. We use to dress up in NY and you're right I don't see as many do so in VA.

I say you make that thing functional. Attach some ...

2009-10-30T12:28:58.690-05:00

I say you make that thing functional. Attach some baby bottle nipples to the teets and fill it up with beer. You'll be the most popular girl at the party.

Snugs- See, I'm not against making a total fool ou...

2009-10-30T11:48:38.018-05:00

Snugs- See, I'm not against making a total fool out of myself.

Amber- I think I'm going to go all Janet Jackson and pain a few nipple rings on my udders for effect. I want people to notice them. Think that will work?

Lucas- Yes!! That's a great idea. I would be the hit of my neighborhood for sure.

Shanni- Thank You.:)

Jay- My udders are

Nice! When I first saw the title to this post, I ...

2009-10-30T10:56:01.465-05:00

Nice! When I first saw the title to this post, I was all whaaaaa?? Candice is NEVER wrong... wtf?

Those udders are HAWT.

Haha, that's awesome ! You're a very pretty cow.

2009-10-30T10:29:52.109-05:00

Haha, that's awesome !

You're a very pretty cow.

I see you just can't keep your hands off your udde...

2009-10-30T10:08:33.070-05:00

I see you just can't keep your hands off your udders. That's kind of sexy.

I may have pee'd just a little bit when I saw that...

2009-10-30T10:02:23.680-05:00

I may have pee'd just a little bit when I saw that! haha

You make that cow look GOOOOD!

Dude, If you can make the booze come out your teat...

2009-10-30T09:27:19.679-05:00

Dude,
If you can make the booze come out your teats, I think you'd be the hit of the block and I'd line up first for some of that action! Kids be damned!

Dayum, all the boys at the farm are gonna go WILD ...

2009-10-30T08:56:19.067-05:00

Dayum, all the boys at the farm are gonna go WILD over that one. I guess it's not too different from what slutty grown ups wear out to bars on Halloween... both costumes have ample nipple hanging out. I admire your bravery.

totally not what I was expecting from you!

2009-10-30T08:35:29.830-05:00

totally not what I was expecting from you!

Owl- Thanks! I'll see what I can do. ;)

2009-10-30T08:14:29.260-05:00

Owl- Thanks! I'll see what I can do. ;)

I think you are utterly ridculous! You have a goo...

2009-10-30T08:00:59.204-05:00

I think you are utterly ridculous!

You have a good time trick or treating, drinkin and acting like you have mad cow disease!!!

LOL!!!

Happy Halloween!

Owl

Tamis- I don't think I own a travel mug that large...

2009-10-30T07:27:23.703-05:00

Tamis- I don't think I own a travel mug that large. Perhaps I'll just walk around with the blender instead.

Scott- Brilliant idea for the Halloween costume. I'll try and remember that one for next year.

SupaCoo- Halloween would officially be awesome if alcohol was the treat of choice for adults. I'm sure some GHB would be thrown in for good measure from time

Show us your teats!!! Oh I guess you did...you co...

2009-10-30T06:49:56.847-05:00

Show us your teats!!! Oh I guess you did...you cow slut you.

You have young kids. My two oldest (the teenagers) would have died had my wife worn that. they would pull out all the stops to prevent it.

Like threatening to make her a grandma asap, or turning to drugs. The power of embarrassment is really something. You will need it later on, so take lots of pictures that