Comments on Life According To Candice: The hit on Larry was finally carried out. I have v...

You and my wife need to hang. Case in point.

2009-11-08T07:32:39.927-06:00

You and my wife need to hang.

Case in point.

Foxy- I think he's warning people that when they r...

2009-11-02T22:45:55.297-06:00

Foxy- I think he's warning people that when they reach puberty, they shouldn't do the things that "we" do.

I mean, he's an expert on puberty since he's 6 and all.

Look me up next time you are in DFW. We can go to a strip bar. Or perhaps church or something. Fun times!

OH GOOD LORD! I finally got to watch this video a...

2009-11-02T21:59:02.995-06:00

OH GOOD LORD! I finally got to watch this video and it was fucking HILARIOUS. I was laughing out LOUD at your blood curdling screams.

First of all, "What. The. Fuck?" at the end was too freaking much! I about spit my wine out on that one. What in the world was he trying to say? And the comment up there referring to it did nothing to help my understanding.

Jack- ;)

2009-11-02T21:25:09.558-06:00

Jack- ;)

I'm the same way about lawyers. I wanna scream lik...

2009-11-02T14:30:34.189-06:00

I'm the same way about lawyers. I wanna scream like a little girl and squirt a half a can of Raid in their face every time one comes near me.

Linda- I can assure you that If Brent would have t...

2009-11-02T11:45:00.625-06:00

Linda- I can assure you that If Brent would have taken that screen off, "Larry" would have bolted and then I would have lived in fear. I probably would have never gone back in the front yard. Like ever.

At least now we know he's DEAD.

You are freaking Hi-Larrry-ous! You and my sister...

2009-11-02T11:21:59.507-06:00

You are freaking Hi-Larrry-ous! You and my sister were seperated a birth. OMG! BTW: Fastest way to kill a spider? With a shoe. Saves the Ozone too:)
Too, too funny!

Danielle- It doesn't matter! I freak out if I look...

2009-11-02T09:53:34.612-06:00

Danielle- It doesn't matter! I freak out if I look at a freaking PICTURE of a spider. Seriously.

By the way, I get most freaked out by spiders when they move. For some reason their legs totally make me want to piss myself. I mean, I freak out regardless, but if I see them move it's game over.

That's why I kept telling Brent to wait before he sprayed the fucking

OMG!!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever see...

2009-11-02T09:20:08.488-06:00

OMG!!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Candice... The spider is outside.
I can't stop laughing at you.
Love ya

jme- Which f-bomb drop ;)

2009-11-01T21:01:10.315-06:00

jme- Which f-bomb drop ;)

omg - i cracked up. you are hilarious. your heav...

2009-11-01T20:43:11.647-06:00

omg - i cracked up. you are hilarious. your heavy breathing was a crack! loved the *f* bomb drop. totally understandable.

MDubs- I just want to state for the record that th...

2009-11-01T20:18:15.640-06:00

MDubs- I just want to state for the record that the window has been cleaned of all of the webage that was there during that video. I also spent the day vaccuming all of the window sills because they were pretty much disgusting. Oddly enough, shit collects there if you don't clean them. Lesson learned.

I am still laughing. Yep, still laughing.

2009-11-01T17:39:40.416-06:00

I am still laughing. Yep, still laughing.

Tallulah- Oh I'm well aware. ;)

2009-11-01T11:31:25.843-06:00

Tallulah- Oh I'm well aware. ;)

Yes Candice. You really do need help.

2009-11-01T08:28:25.871-06:00

Yes Candice. You really do need help.

Cagey- Ha! That would require Brent to do some wor...

2009-11-01T00:11:36.602-05:00

Cagey- Ha! That would require Brent to do some work. Fat chance of that happening. He's pretty much anti-yardwork since we moved here. Odd since our yard is pathetically small compared to our yard in Va.

Good to hear you're taking advantage of better liv...

2009-10-31T22:44:40.097-05:00

Good to hear you're taking advantage of better living through chemistry, but you gotta watch those rascals close. The concentrations they spray are often low enough to mix drinks with, and then the lazy fucks that spray the shit will barely give the place a lick and promise. They want to get their house count done for the day so they can get back home where they spray the real deal and enjoy

Cagey- I totally agree with you. It's always imper...

2009-10-31T22:12:25.043-05:00

Cagey- I totally agree with you. It's always imperitive to use at LEAST (hear this Brent...) a half a can of the bug killer of your choice. Wait until it's curled up like a fried shrimp, and THEN you stomp on it to ensure that death has occured. Then drink yourself into a stupor to forget about the terror that you just went through.

By the way, we also use chemlawn, truegreen

Pulling out the screen and killing the spider only...

2009-10-31T21:42:39.393-05:00

Pulling out the screen and killing the spider only sounds like a good idea. I have to live with this woman. If I'd pulled out the screen and the spider had run off into the mulch, I'd be shopping for a new house today...

Wanted him mostly dead before we thought about removing screens...

You were right to make sure the little bastard was...

2009-10-31T21:24:05.616-05:00

You were right to make sure the little bastard was well and truly dead. Spiders aren't insects, they're arachnids. Whole different critter. Raid rarely does much more than make them sick enough to play dead. If you want them deader'n shit just by hosing them down with something, you need a special license for the kind of poison it takes. You certainly aren't going to get it

TC- Do yourself a favor and DON'T check your windo...

2009-10-31T17:40:27.094-05:00

TC- Do yourself a favor and DON'T check your windows. Stay far far away from them.

Blueviolet- I know I should have left the house, state, or country while Brent dealt with it, but I had to see with my own eyes that it was dead. One of those seeing is believing things.

Beth- No shit.

Scott- It's probably NOT the blood curdling screams. Trust me. By the

Candice, Amazing video! I don't know if it is bl...

2009-10-31T17:05:37.093-05:00

Candice,

Amazing video! I don't know if it is bloodcurdling screams or the ease with which you spew profanity, but I love you. Maybe it is the way you say "Fuck" that endears me to you. I dont know, but I am thinking of moving so I can stalk you.

Brent - next time, use fire. Can of starting fluid and a lighter. POOF. Larry dead in one beautiful fireball.

Oh. My. God. You may want to consider the Witne...

2009-10-31T16:44:12.113-05:00

Oh. My. God.

You may want to consider the Witness Protection Program.

I can not believe how much you were screaming over...

2009-10-31T16:36:12.566-05:00

I can not believe how much you were screaming over that. You do have a huge fear of spiders! You should have left the house while they dealt with it!

Carlos sent me over here...and boyyy did you make ...

2009-10-31T16:32:52.644-05:00

Carlos sent me over here...and boyyy did you make me laugh (amongst the skin-crawling), lady! Love the accent, the subtitles, and the screaming was perfect. I would react the exact same way. Nothing brings out my girly hysterics like a good hairy spider. K, I gotta go check my windows now.