Comments on Life According To Candice: Don't get in the way of me and Rob Thomas, ya big ...

How cool. My first visit to your blog and I get t...

2009-10-12T16:58:27.671-05:00

How cool. My first visit to your blog and I get to witness you losing your uploading virginity.

Theta Mom- My motto is if you are too old to see w...

2009-10-07T01:38:20.067-05:00

Theta Mom- My motto is if you are too old to see without binoculars, then you are too old to attend a concert. ;)

Speaking from the crib- I guess we would really be screwed if we attended a concert together, huh?

it never fails - i also attract the asswipes at ev...

2009-10-06T21:58:54.881-05:00

it never fails - i also attract the asswipes at every concert that i go to

i am a weirdo magnet

How annoying are some people at concerts? The last...

2009-10-06T18:42:39.389-05:00

How annoying are some people at concerts? The last one I went to was to see my man Bon Jovi and the like 50 year old woman trying-to- be-25 next to me had freakin BINOCULARS in my face! That guy at your concert looked just as annoying! Love Rob Thomas, btw. I also really like your blog, would love to be a new follower if you follow as well! :)

LMB- Isn't he great?? I think he sounds better liv...

2009-10-06T15:03:02.211-05:00

LMB- Isn't he great?? I think he sounds better live than on CD. That's always impressive.

He's awesome! I've seen him several times both al...

2009-10-06T13:46:38.094-05:00

He's awesome! I've seen him several times both alone and when he toured with Matchbox 20.

I miss going to concerts and am quite the music whore - thanks for sharing the clip and dildo's head.

Lucas- Well, you've always got Scott, assuming you...

2009-10-06T13:20:09.063-05:00

Lucas- Well, you've always got Scott, assuming you are willing to travel to Spain. ;)

Yo! If you find that dude who's ready to go all a...

2009-10-06T13:17:06.043-05:00

Yo! If you find that dude who's ready to go all agoraphobic on your ass, lemme know. I'll take some of those sloppy seconds! I hate everyone I've never met and I can't seem to stay at home! Uh-huh and AMEN Sistah!

Orah- Yes!! I've also got more to add to the colle...

2009-10-06T12:59:20.787-05:00

Orah- Yes!! I've also got more to add to the collection.

MDubs-

Dear Whore,

Jacking someone off in public isn't the issue here. You just need to be a little more nonchalant about it. That's all.

I also only had 2 drinks by the time I was subjected to your behavior. That's not NEARLY enough.

Candice- Please don't call me a whore, I was just...

2009-10-06T12:39:31.395-05:00

Candice-

Please don't call me a whore, I was just trying to get some. Listen I totally get off on this public making out thing. And just to make your day, I jerked him off in the seat.

Signed,
The Whore

I am starting a website called, "Exhibitionist ass...

2009-10-06T11:50:47.770-05:00

I am starting a website called, "Exhibitionist assholes who over do it with the PDA.com" Want to post their picture?

Scott- Well it's too damn bad you live all the way...

2009-10-06T11:38:16.168-05:00

Scott- Well it's too damn bad you live all the way in Spain or I would totally take you up on your offer.

Oh, and yes, Dildo Baggins DID have a neck like an oak tree, and FYI his whore kept licking it all night.

Brain-

Dear Dildo,

Okay, I'm sorry that I wanted to crack you in the head with my Canon. After getting a good nights sleep, I

"People are stupid." Yep, ground-breaking news th...

2009-10-06T10:50:28.279-05:00

"People are stupid."

Yep, ground-breaking news there, Candice. Sorry that you had to tolerate yet another random douchebag.

Rob Thomas is awesome. Loved his work with Santana.

What I can't understand is why he would be bopping...

2009-10-06T10:23:53.987-05:00

What I can't understand is why he would be bopping around to that particular song anyway. Sure it sounds good, but it's not upbeat enough to be dance worthy.

I never thought I'd combine the phrases "Rob Thoma...

2009-10-06T09:10:35.174-05:00

I never thought I'd combine the phrases "Rob Thomas" and "made my day," but you totally put a big-ass grin on my mug with that video. "I wanna kick that guy's ass!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I see that he went to WGDS (White Guy Dance School), but I think he missed the day where they taught you to make it look good. Dildo, indeed.

Okay, Rob Thomas is pretty sexy, so I'd be down fo...

2009-10-06T09:10:06.079-05:00

Okay, Rob Thomas is pretty sexy, so I'd be down for that. And the music doesn't sound too bad either.

Don't be mad at DBaggins... he was just popping your video cherry. Seriously though, you have the worst luck with other concertgoers.

Oh Candice... I will never tire of you leaving me...

2009-10-06T08:57:20.882-05:00

Oh Candice... I will never tire of you leaving me in tears.

So, about 5 years ago, I had a dream that Rob Thomas was my boyfriend. In my dream he was really mad and broke up with me because I told him his music sucked. I must've gotten through to him, because shortly after that dream he left Matchbox 20, made a solo album, and ceased to suck. Amazing, I know!

Which

I really like Rob. I've never seen him in concert ...

2009-10-06T08:20:13.903-05:00

I really like Rob. I've never seen him in concert though. I hate sitting around those PDA types. Blech.

Candice-- I'm destroyed. Could you blame me? I wa...

2009-10-06T07:51:10.591-05:00

Candice--

I'm destroyed. Could you blame me? I was just indulging a little sumpin-sumpin to help me cope with the simple truth that Rob Thomas just isn't the same without Matchbox 20. Of course, since you went, willingly, to a Keith Urban concert, I could never expect you to understand. I'm really hurt, because I was your #1 fan. I've thrown away the doll of you I

That sounded like a great concert and looked like ...

2009-10-06T05:11:48.552-05:00

That sounded like a great concert and looked like a shitty one. I’m wondering if the guy in front of you just got out of prison, because his neck was a think as an Oak tree. You go to so many concerts Rolling Stone should be paying you to do reviews.

I’m at least half-way decent looking and I pretty much do have agoraphobia. I’m not actually afraid to go outside (I actually love being