Comments on Life According To Candice: I know of one little kid that needs his ass whoope...

If anyone wants to give me my own reality-TV show,...

2009-10-19T09:18:22.441-05:00

If anyone wants to give me my own reality-TV show, they can go to town on my ass with wanton abandon, and before millions of adoring fans. I'll even fetch the belt, for the right price.

I was spanked as a child and when they deserved it...

2009-10-18T21:02:01.113-05:00

I was spanked as a child and when they deserved it, I spanked my own children. They are happy, well-adjusted young men now. You can ask them. And if they don't agree, let them know I still have the Wooden Spoon.

I am pretty sure the Dad needs more than an ass wh...

2009-10-18T20:29:41.460-05:00

I am pretty sure the Dad needs more than an ass whipping. I am on my way to Colorado right now with a wiffle stick to beat the crap outta him for stealing hours of my life that i can never get back. And what does he give his wife to sedate her?

Lucas- Tag team child abuse. I love it! Stacy- I ...

2009-10-18T17:05:54.178-05:00

Lucas- Tag team child abuse. I love it!

Stacy- I remember my Dad fake spanking me a time or two as well. ;)

Chris- Dirty boy you... You definitely have a thing for mud, huh? ;)

Lee- Thanks!!! :)

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2009-10-18T16:17:58.849-05:00

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I would make mud piles and thus end up looking lik...

2009-10-18T09:49:33.518-05:00

I would make mud piles and thus end up looking like a mud puppy. It was unfortunate that none of the girls had the balls to play with me.
I also would go swinging from trees, playing in the woods, thus the constant poison ivy and mess around in old ladies gardens. Also, did I mention that I used to make mud piles?

When I was a child I got the tar beat out of me wi...

2009-10-17T18:47:46.170-05:00

When I was a child I got the tar beat out of me with the belt. I think I turned out ok..well besides the unruly drinking problem and sex addictions..lol.

My mother made my step dad beat my ass and he didnt have the heart to do it so he would slap the belt on the bed and I would fake cry LMAO Stupid bitch.

I too had to go fetch the torture device except mine was a switch off

You're not bitter. Let's get the belt. We'll bea...

2009-10-17T17:35:24.991-05:00

You're not bitter. Let's get the belt. We'll beat that kid together. You and me. I'm ALL about it!!!!

Supacoo- I remember one of the teachers in middle ...

2009-10-17T14:46:52.389-05:00

Supacoo- I remember one of the teachers in middle school had a paddle board with holes drilled into it. I'm pretty sure I got spanked with it, too. Bitch.

Senorita- Then there is also the other little detail of losing that glorious pre-baby body. It may not happen after the first child, but you just wait. . .

Another Suburban Mom- Well, after more details have emerged, I

I say the kid needs a good whooping for following ...

2009-10-17T09:07:13.940-05:00

I say the kid needs a good whooping for following his parent’s instructions. It's obvious that his parents were using it as a publicity stunt. The parents need the death penalty - that way they won't be tempted to pull the same stunt twice. This has the problem that it leaves the kid an orphan and the rest of you Yanks have to pay for him. Don't worry thought of that, think like a

A spanking? ROTFLMAO! If I'd have pulled a stunt l...

2009-10-16T19:50:47.045-05:00

A spanking? ROTFLMAO! If I'd have pulled a stunt like that when I was a kid, I would have been beaten to within an inch of my life. Probably repeatedly, and not with anything so comfortable as a hand or a belt.

Kids these days have no fear of retribution because the absolute worst that can happen to them is they'll get to go on TV, maybe even put one or both of their

The dad deserves the ass whooping. He's the one wh...

2009-10-16T19:42:41.042-05:00

The dad deserves the ass whooping. He's the one who staged the show.

They were on the Today show this am and darling li...

2009-10-16T17:00:50.838-05:00

They were on the Today show this am and darling little Falcon was puking multiple times. It was disgusting. The camera man finally pulled back so you couldn't see him but you could still hear him hurling.

I live in Denver and this was quite the event yest...

2009-10-16T15:11:15.294-05:00

I live in Denver and this was quite the event yesterday. I have to tell you, as details of this family were revealed, I instantly thought it was a farce, that they knew the kid wasn't in there. After watching the news show and interviews, and hearing Falcon mention 'the show', I am convinced the family was just wanting in the limelight. Falcon shouldn't be spanked. His parents

WTF? Who names their kid Falcon, anyway? Hahah...

2009-10-16T12:25:49.410-05:00

WTF? Who names their kid Falcon, anyway?

Hahaha, I totally used to laugh at my mom when she'd spank my ass! It was amazing! I know I'd probably freak the f out at one of my kids if they dared laugh at me!!! LOL!!!

he should have his nose rubbed in that balloon and...

2009-10-16T10:35:01.211-05:00

he should have his nose rubbed in that balloon and be made to spend the rest of the day outside away from the family.

Oh Candice! I am a big believer in the ass whippi...

2009-10-16T10:13:29.900-05:00

Oh Candice! I am a big believer in the ass whippin club. Simply put...it works. I have endured shitty looks on this issue before, but a fucking time-out just does not compare to the crack of a leather belt.

My dad used to torture us when we had a whippin coming. Drawing it out. The anticipation and dread had me whimpering before the belt even came out of the pants.

I think that it was a hoax! BTW, I saw your comme...

2009-10-16T10:02:01.188-05:00

I think that it was a hoax!

BTW, I saw your comment on Speaking from the Crib's caption contest-hilarious! I think that it's such a fun idea that I've totally decided to bite Kelly's style. Please stop by and create a caption for a photo on my Blog. I'd love to see what you can come up.

Leigh

Yes, I think an ass whoopin is due. Unless, of co...

2009-10-16T09:49:40.291-05:00

Yes, I think an ass whoopin is due. Unless, of course, it's all a ploy by the parents to make the national news... in which case THEY are the ones that need the ass whoopin.

When I was a kid, my friend and I drew crapping butts (little W's with a trail of dashes underneath) on our neighbors driveway in chalk and we both got an ass whoopin for that one. Did I ever do it again?

Seemed like a big set up to me. Perhaps it's the ...

2009-10-16T09:19:34.072-05:00

Seemed like a big set up to me. Perhaps it's the dad that deserves that ass whooping.

Or a labotomy since he thinks they are a bunch of f'in aliens.

Cold heartless bitch is my middle name.

2009-10-16T09:06:10.235-05:00

Cold heartless bitch is my middle name.

I say BEAT HIS ASS !!!! and then BEAT both the par...

2009-10-16T08:55:07.538-05:00

I say BEAT HIS ASS !!!! and then BEAT both the parents asses as well.

I think he needs his ass beat, on national TV. I ...

2009-10-16T08:49:49.553-05:00

I think he needs his ass beat, on national TV. I think we ALL want to see that! My dad didn't spank me...he quit spanking when he broke his hand on my older brother's ass.

I did a lot of stupid shit as a child too, as you ...

2009-10-16T08:34:00.403-05:00

I did a lot of stupid shit as a child too, as you can imagine. I’m surprised I’m still even alive really. One time I taped all kinds of paper and cardboard to my arms and legs, climbed a tree onto a garage, and dove off. Didn’t break a bone, but I got my ass handed to me when I got home.

My mom used to beat my ass with a wooden spoon. Not this bullshit new cheap kind either, this

We both have sons Falcon's age...I can't fathom Iz...

2009-10-16T08:32:44.032-05:00

We both have sons Falcon's age...I can't fathom Izzy doing something like that. Our boys are so much SMARTER! That kid doesn't need an ass whoopin (which is just wrong by the way), Falcon needs some better genes or a brain operation or something.