Comments on Life According To Candice: Murphy's Law

Yes Rosemary your husband and I have something in ...

2008-10-04T21:03:00.000-05:00

Yes Rosemary your husband and I have something in common. I think I would go to my grave with that dildo stuck up my ass. At the very least I would drive to an ER across the state line to have it removed. ;)

Bwah ha ha ha ha! Holy crap, I literally peed myse...

2008-10-04T20:24:00.000-05:00

Bwah ha ha ha ha! Holy crap, I literally peed myself AGAIN reading your blog. Congrats to you. The cut out ass jeans was the funniest thing of the week. Then, the dildo in the husband's ass was the second funniest thing. I swear to God, my husband would #1) NEVER allow any of those shenanigans, regardless of the prize and #2) ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER go out into public to remedy the situation.

HEY!! I love you!! I tried your suggestion and it ...

2008-10-04T14:13:00.000-05:00

HEY!! I love you!! I tried your suggestion and it worked!!

Now, I say that I totally squirted myself with water because when I started to "plunge" water squirted out of the little thing on the counter that connects to the dishwasher, but I certainly won't hold that against you!! ;)

You saved me at least $100 bucks, so thank you so much!!

My son in law the plumber gave me this advice for ...

2008-10-04T13:54:00.000-05:00

My son in law the plumber gave me this advice for my backed up disposal. Buy a plunger. The one with the wooden handle and red rubber end, just like Rayman uses. It usually works for me after a few plunges. I have a love/hate relationship with my disposal.