Comments on Life According To Candice: Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present you with a lit...

"I feel sorry for your wife." Nice. The Vienna s...

2009-10-13T18:50:39.726-05:00

"I feel sorry for your wife."

Nice. The Vienna sausage was cute, too. You are awesome. Well done.

LMB- I appreciate the should have been a stripper ...

2009-10-04T11:18:18.514-05:00

LMB- I appreciate the should have been a stripper award. I never win anything, but I'm so glad that I won this.

It will make Mama proud! ;)

Because I think you could master the pole, I gave ...

2009-10-04T07:31:45.660-05:00

Because I think you could master the pole, I gave you the I've Shoulda Been a Stripper Award.

Please pick up at http://littlemsblogger.blogspot.com/2009/10/awards-sunday.html

LMB

Foxy- Just be sure and wear gloves! GB,RN- No shi...

2009-10-03T10:30:31.492-05:00

Foxy- Just be sure and wear gloves!

GB,RN- No shit. I did that as well. At first I thought I was retarded, and then I realized that I was just fine, and that HE was actually the retard.

Talk about letdown...just like the guy with the it...

2009-10-03T04:10:44.119-05:00

Talk about letdown...just like the guy with the itty, bitty penis. I can relate.

I had to re-read his reply more than once to try to understand just what the hell he was saying. Obviously, his aspirations of being a novelist wasn't realized. I can't imagine why.

That Sam has let us all down. Makes me want to pu...

2009-10-02T12:24:18.816-05:00

That Sam has let us all down. Makes me want to punch his face in until he bleeds. Uh, did I just say that outloud?

Little Ms. Blogger- Ya know, that is totally possi...

2009-10-02T12:06:01.739-05:00

Little Ms. Blogger- Ya know, that is totally possible.

Jay- Remind me to never buy a vehicle from you or your friends. ;)

Supacoo- I agree.

Sam is just as lame as Asswipe, er I mean Richard....

2009-10-02T10:42:13.970-05:00

Sam is just as lame as Asswipe, er I mean Richard. F- that dealership.

I'm really disappointed in Sam. I thought your em...

2009-10-01T23:16:14.080-05:00

I'm really disappointed in Sam. I thought your email to him was the perfect opportunity for him to hit on you. He could have asked you to meet him at a discrete restaurant that just happens to be in the parking lot of a Motel No Tell.

Oh and if he was any man at all, he would have sent you a cock pic. ;-)

Did you ever think the reason Sam's email is so we...

2009-10-01T22:22:38.070-05:00

Did you ever think the reason Sam's email is so weak is because he's a eunuch?

Take pity on the local eunuch....

M- Trust me, that is on my to do list as soon as i...

2009-10-01T21:58:58.411-05:00

M- Trust me, that is on my to do list as soon as it happens.

Danielle- It's nothing a little Ben and Jerry's can't handle. ;)

Cagey- All very good points. I'm sure you're right. It just takes a little fun out of it on my end. Oh well..

Beth- So true.

Dk- Pretty much.

God- LMAO

That One Mom- I'm glad you

Me think your posting to come out just fine so Sam...

2009-10-01T21:50:38.908-05:00

Me think your posting to come out just fine so Sam have no good reply he is dummy.

He had no choice. You caught him and his dealershi...

2009-10-01T21:49:10.602-05:00

He had no choice. You caught him and his dealership in the classic bait and switch. To avoid further escalation, he is attempting to simply diffuse the situation and possible lawsuit.

Your internal conversation is enough to make that ...

2009-10-01T21:23:21.286-05:00

Your internal conversation is enough to make that DUD into a gutbuster. Thanks!

Dear Sam, I'd changes mind. You having spunk, ni...

2009-10-01T21:16:11.458-05:00

Dear Sam,

I'd changes mind. You having spunk, nice guy!!

I will be came down two days from this week, and if you'll there, I'm buy car from you. But only if you are.

Paid cashing! (Won lottery tomorrow!)

Will have gone holiday from now and then, so only saw you that night, have fun!

Best Regards,
Clubfist Candice

He just slunk away with his e-tail between his leg...

2009-10-01T20:41:14.042-05:00

He just slunk away with his e-tail between his legs.

Damn. Life can be a downer at times.

2009-10-01T20:20:03.528-05:00

Damn. Life can be a downer at times.

Well, it's disappointing, but whaddaya gonna do? A...

2009-10-01T20:10:04.597-05:00

Well, it's disappointing, but whaddaya gonna do? As needy and manipulative as car salesmen are, there's no way he's gonna engage in a fight. He couldn't possibly come out ahead. His only play is to cower, hoping you'll forgive him and possibly start over.

Look at it this way: a default judgement is still a win.

Oh Candice, I am so very sorry for your dissapoint...

2009-10-01T19:37:13.989-05:00

Oh Candice, I am so very sorry for your dissapointment. It is as if it were happening to me. I feel you pain. I am sure it will take some time to regroup, so just know that we are here for you. Best wishes for next time.
Yours truly,
Danielle

Go and buy the exact same vehicle somewhere else a...

2009-10-01T19:36:42.079-05:00

Go and buy the exact same vehicle somewhere else and take a picture. Send it to the sales manager/owner/chief ass raper with a nice little thank you note.

Emily- Thanks for reading. By the way, I KNEW Be...

2009-10-01T18:58:49.800-05:00

Emily- Thanks for reading.

By the way, I KNEW Ben and Jerry's was producing some mind control ice cream! That stuff has been calling my name all day. It's true.

I am new to reading your blog and I have to say yo...

2009-10-01T16:18:11.815-05:00

I am new to reading your blog and I have to say you are hilarious. I noticed this article on msn yesterday and I immediately thought of your love of ice cream, it's no longer your fault:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32856334

Fat Daddy- You're welcome. I'm always here to help...

2009-10-01T15:15:25.553-05:00

Fat Daddy- You're welcome. I'm always here to help. :)

Shanni- No worries. There will always be someone else. It just wasn't meant for Sam and I to be.

Scott- Ha! The Christmas gifts that take years to assemble are always a huge letdown. I'm sorry that you were scarred by that horrible event. I hope you got some serious payback on your Dad. He deserved it.

Maybe you should just keep firing off the emails u...

2009-10-01T14:48:45.647-05:00

Maybe you should just keep firing off the emails until they spam you. Then you could start with the phone calls until the restraining order. It usually does the trick for me. That sucks, it’s like he just stole your awesome blogging material right from your typing hands.

My worst dud moment happened during a childhood Christmas as well. I picked out this beautiful (expensive) silver

Sam, You son of a B*$@#! I've been checking Cand...

2009-10-01T14:48:43.775-05:00

Sam,

You son of a B*$@#! I've been checking Candice's blog 15x a day checking for a post on your reply. You sorry "asshat"! What a disappointment of a man you are! A waste of oxygen!!

I hope you know I am extremely disappointed. Congratulations on disappointing someone other than your parents & wife. Cheers to you ass clown!

Shanni